04/13/2005: "Even funnier!"

Well, if I thought that last story by Dale Price was funny, this one killed me! This joke that comes via my brother (warning, VERY bad language) from the FHM magazine:

Proudly showing off his new apartment to some friends late one night, a drunk leads the way to his bedroom where there's a big brass gong.
"What's with the gong?" one of the friends asks.
"That's no gong, it's a talking clock" the drunk replies.
"How does it work?" the friend asks.
"Watch" says the drunk. He picks up a hammer, pounds the gong as loudly as he can and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams "you a$$#@!, it's 10 past 4 in the morning!"

I shouldn't have read this joke at work!

Ken Crawford :

I ATTEMPTED to tell Wendy the joke last night and it took me a good 3 minutes to get through the 20 second joke. I lost it when I got to the "What's with the gong?" part. Later when I was brushing my teeth, I lost it again when I thought of the "you a$$#@!"

04.14.05 @ 08:57 AM PST

Ken's Brother :

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I laughed for a good hour at the thought of it. I'd look at the magazine and laugh... wouldn't even have to look at the joke... just the thought lol.

04.13.05 @ 11:36 PM PST [homepage]