Funny exchange at the Bears game
This cracked me up:
Announcer: In Palo Alto, Stanford 0, Washington St. 2.
Fan: Boy, you know that these two teams suck when the only scoring is a safety.
(an hour passes)
Announcer: An update from Palo Alto, Stanford 0, Washington St. 22.
Fan: Wow! 11 safeties… now THAT’s impressive!